Good Samaritan.

Married life..
A doctor tells his patient. "I have terrible news. You have a rare incurable condition and will be dead by morning."

The man goes home and tells his wife--it's tragic, but there's nothing to be done.

They go to bed... he's reflecting on his life... and looks at his wife, and thinks... one more time. He wakes her up... and they make love.

She goes back to sleep, but he can't sleep... and he looks at her again.. and thinks.. I gotta have it. He wakes her up, and they have sex.

She goes back to sleep again. The hours pass. The sun will soon be up. He thinks, better to die happy.... and he nudges his wife again..."How about it?"

She looks at him angrily and says, "LOOK. I have to get up in the morning... YOU don't!"

On the heels of the Lowes DEI word puzzle, heres their anti theft system.

Thank you Emperor Hamburger 🍔

I will never untrust your plans 🫡

OC: t.me/hermansmemes

Truck driver saved them 🫡

Well.... I guess we now know another of Diddy's clients.... The Rock rocking a skirt. Public humiliation ritual?

Lemme axe u a cueston bout repparayshuns 🫴🏿💰