Pretty please, just a lil crusading for Constantinople & Alexandria 🥺🙏🏻

The Onion has acquired InfoWars domain and "shut it down" same with Banned Video. Let's take a moment to remember when the Onion was actually funny 🧅

The wage gap

@drypie and @eternalfren are better off without them 💊

Everything reminds me of her.

Minneapolis (probably)

The difference between a MALE pilot and a FEMALE pilot. The man would say "Folks we blew a tire, the landing will be a little rough, crew please prepare the cabin". The female who isn't sure WTF she's doing explains everything and scares the shit out of the passengers.

Can anyone in North Carolina confirm this?

Maybe @drypie should get back on his meds, this man is about to burn his mouth 🌋

Therapists don't give you cool swords, helmets, or plate armour.

They're just fucking clowns with student debt giving bad advice based on pedos with mommy issues.