Back to the kitchen 💅🏻

Good morning 🌅

This is customer service when you get out of line at Luft Waffle airlines. "Next customer please!"

Pretty please, just a lil crusading for Constantinople & Alexandria 🥺🙏🏻

The Onion has acquired InfoWars domain and "shut it down" same with Banned Video. Let's take a moment to remember when the Onion was actually funny 🧅

The wage gap

@drypie and @eternalfren are better off without them 💊

Everything reminds me of her.

Minneapolis (probably)

The difference between a MALE pilot and a FEMALE pilot. The man would say "Folks we blew a tire, the landing will be a little rough, crew please prepare the cabin". The female who isn't sure WTF she's doing explains everything and scares the shit out of the passengers.