Anyone with toddlers?

A doctor couldn’t get hired at the hospital, so he opened his own clinic.

Outside, he hung a sign:

TREATMENT: $20

IF WE CAN’T CURE YOU — YOU GET $100 BACK

A jew lawyer saw the sign and thought, “I’ll make some easy money.”

He walked in.

Lawyer: “I’ve lost my sense of taste.”

Doctor: “Nurse, bottle No. 14 — three drops on his tongue.”

The lawyer sputters, “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”

Doctor: “Great — your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”

Irritated, the lawyer returned a few days later.

Lawyer: “I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”

Doctor: “Bottle No. 14 again — three drops.”

Lawyer: “Hey! That’s kerosene! You gave me that last time!”

Doctor: “Perfect — your memory is back. That’ll be $20.”

Fuming, the lawyer came back one more time.

Lawyer: “My eyesight is terrible. I can’t see a thing.”

Doctor: “I’m afraid we can’t help with that. Here — take this $100.”

The jew lawyer looks at the bill.

“Hey… this is only $20!”

Doctor: “And just like that… your eyesight is restored. That’ll be $20.”

The first of the 3 charges of misdemeanor disorderly conduct against Shiloh Hendrix has been dropped. She now faces the two other counts, which her lawyer argues are unconstitutional.

https://www.kttc.com/2026/03/25/court-drops-one-three-disorderly-conduct-charges-against-rochester-woman-viral-racist-video/