Imagine a lil dewalt battery operated siphon, and you empty all the gas tanks in a theater parking lot. Empty.

Now, leave one full jerry can tied 10ft off the ground, visible. Hunger games:"theres no diesel ÷edition"

Youre doing fine, ill make a reel.

The economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate, people genuinely thought you were gay.

This is the new drone delivery system being deployed by Walmart

Walmart announced they will have over 270 drone enabled locations by the end of 2027, from Los Angeles to Miami

The delivery time is between 10 minutes - 30 minutes from the time the order is placed

https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/2038386319693676698

The doctors were caught twirling while the patient was under…
The patient suffered permanent, debilitating brain damage

Chinese company invents a "robot wife". Now the sex is the same but at least the dishes aren't piling up.

It's Hal Hundy.