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Female pilot doesn't exactly instil confidence. "the aircraft was designed to land on the run way however.... 5 second pause.... there is a small chance we could careen off to the right suddenly."

EDIT: I played this for my wife this morning and she said "A male pilot would have said 6 words about the tire and landing and then said "cabin crew, secure the cabin"

This is better at stopping tailgaters than the old pipe wrench welded on the bumper trick.