The craziest thing happened today. On I-20 in SC, an 18 wheeler went off the road into the Pee Dee river. The cab was sinking and I could see a turban wearing guy in the cab. It was raining pretty hard so the river was flowing really fast. I notified the police, the state highway patrol and ICE. I'm starting to think I wasted three postage stamps.

Which one of you did this? 🍗

Say the line Bart 🎤

#noghisrorymunf continues

Then gave us 200% volume, because fuck your ears 🎧

Hunter College Professor Allyson Friedman caught on open mic dropping truths about black students.

While a black eighth-grade student testified against her school’s potential closure, Friedman was overheard saying:

"They’re too dumb to know they’re in a bad school", "If you train a black person well enough they'll be able to use the bathroom"

LMAOOOOO

#noghistorymunf will never recover from this

Burger King integrates ‘Patty’ AI into workers’ headsets

It tracks whether employees say ‘welcome,’ ‘please,’ ‘thank you’ and monitors if toilets are cleaned on time

However, apocalyptic Black Mirror supervisor will also help you with recipes

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Time to take a bath and let it all melt away 🫠 🛁

Sean Strickland in Japan "sparring" K-1 champ Rukiya Anpo.