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How rude

We won!

Fake and Ghey news wants you to freeze to death instead of shoveling your driveways. Show that snow who's boss by putting in the driveways of anyone not white. It's the courtesy thing to do ☃️

A young couple went to the carnival for a date. After riding the Scrambler the following exchange happened.

BF: Where you wanna go next, Honey?

GF: I wanna get weighed.

BF: How 'bout "The Whip?"

GF: No, I wanna get weighed.

BF: How 'bout the Tilt-a-Whirl?

GF: NO! I wanna get weighed.

BF: How 'bout the scenic railroad?

GF: NO!! I WANNA GET WEIGHED!

BF: Hey, there's a scale right over there...........107lbs............so, how 'bout the Ferris Wheel?

Later, BF noticing she's not happy, asks: What's the matter Honey, aren't you having a good time?

GF: No! Wousy!