He tried to be nice

Hey just so ya'll all know... those bastard screws on electrical outlets that look like a combination phillips and straight are actually slotted and robertson. and now there's a screwdriver bit to fit that combination... ECX bit.

Now you know.

And if you already had one of these in your tool box, you probably never touched a broom in your life.

Who is he talking about?

Send this to the wife on Valentine's Day 💘

There's always that one coworker...

Pretty accurate

Why are dykes usually fat? they eat out a lot and don't do dick

Some humans can learn alot from these fish parents