Careful out there boys. The chances of trees attacking is slim but never zero.

Who's the smartest boy EVER?!???!!

How to open a bag with string ties.

They don't make 'em like they used to. The damn dishwasher isn't working again. Back in the day when you bought a new appliance it was for life.... it came with a warranty that started with "til death us do part".

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher matches the other appliances.

Everyone's so creative

Have you heard of the Greek hero Bophadees?
He was one of the heroes to fight in the Trojan war. His story is similar to the stories of Achilles, When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him into the river sticks to make him invincible in battle. Just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this is where he became the most vulnerable. For Achilles, it was his heel. I'll bet you've heard of the Achilles heel, but I'll bet you've never heard of Bophadees nuts.