Only a Chevy can do this...

Everything reminds me of her.

Cut his air lines and call ICE.

Dont forget to ground bond your pex pipe. Cant be too safe.

Im not weird at parties

Story time.... about 15 years ago wife and I bought the first car that we had that told your the gas mileage on the screen. On the way home from the dealer I saw it got 28mpg. I get up before her to go to work and I put 3 gallons of gas in the car each morning on my way out. I bought three gallons on the way home from work each day in a lawn mower gas can. Now we wait....

On friday she called me in a complete panic... she said she doesn't remember putting gas in the car all week but it still says 3/4 tank. She's worried teh gas gauge is broken and she'll run out of gas any minute now.

We call this the gas fairy prank.... took her all week to notice.

ICE training

Sunday

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