Storytime... I have a 20 year old duramax truck. I didn't know it at the time but the primer plunger oring in the FFH had gone bad. So when the truck was hot it would crank up and run 5 seconds and shut off. I'd have to pump the primer by hand to get it running again. Sooo.... I drove to a local business to buy something. The owner carried it out with me and we got to chatting. A young employee came out to ask boss man something and I made an assumption that the squatted truck next to mine was his. So I asked him about his truck.. he's beaming and telling me about it. I asked if he had some sort of invisible trailer behind it holding the ass end down like that. Boss man chimed in and said "for hte price of a cup of coffee a day you can help a poor redneck kid finish lifting his truck". We had great fun at this kid's expense.

A few minutes later I got in my truck to leave and it ran 5 seconds and shut off. I got the hood up pumping that primer and that kid comes up behind me... he says "hey if your truck ain't running, I can put it on that invisible trailer of mine if you need a ride home".

I deserved that. LMAO.

Fuck the EPA

The admin team put @drypie in charge of making the greek salad for Thanksgiving.

We gave him a list, this is what he bought instead. We haven't seen him since, I'm afraid he's relapsed. 😔

Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

Thank you Optimus Prime 🚛 🫡

1,000,000 Connor McGregor VS Chuck Norris

Asian Jesus

Well, what do we have here