When me and my dad moved into the farm house we got the direct TV guy to come install tv(2001), black guy. He went under the house, as he was coming out of the crawl space, he said, is it safe your not going to kill me. He was white as a ghost. I crawled down there. The previous owner dug a hole to tpid ebeveryout out to the Dutch if there were a leak.

Funnistest shit ever

Ai could never recreate this