One of the guys at the paper mill was covered in pulp on his way home. He stopped at the local food lion to get something. While he's in the checkout line, a guy behind him asks if he works at the paper mill. duh. Yes. So the guy asks if he knows "so and so". He said , oh yeah, he and I go way back. We actually first met in Jolliet state prison up in illinois. We were cell mates. Back then I used to call him Shirley and make him wear a mop on his head. But don't tell his wife, it would break her heart to know I treated him that way.

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