Call an ambulance 🚑 but not for me

This impression gave me salmonella. 🐔 🍗

Thank you Sesame St for all the lessons 🥹

This is actually pretty funny watching reality set in. Most divorces are initiated by women who aren't happy. They are assured that Big Daddy Uncle Sam will help them with the kids and they can ride the cock carousel all they want. But it's looking like Big Daddy Uncle Sam just went out for newports.

My wife just returned from central florida. She saw severaltrucks pullingloads of 20' plastic pipe in pastel colors like light blue and peach. And even magenta. Had bells on one end. What are these colors for? Anyone? Bueller. Bueller. Buller

JD Vance on his official Twitter account. 😆

@AltSkull48