"Remember, if your parachute fails to open there's no reason to panic. You have the rest of your life to troubleshoot the problem."

Constant supervision.

I wonder if she said "no thanks i have a boyfriend"

Gets good about 40 sec in.

>they're just innocent fisherman
>with 3 outboard engines
>because fisherman need to be fast
>so they can catch the fast fish
>the barrels must be for storing fish

A guy is telling his friend something embarrassing he slipped and said. He was buying a ticket at the airport and the lady behind the counter had a nice rack. He slipped and said he wanted to pickets to titsburg.

His friend told him its just a Freudian slip. Happens to a lot of people. Just the other day he was having breakfast with his wife and meant to say "would you pass the corn flakes" but it came out as "you ruined my life you fucking bitch"