Which of you kings did this?

I hate the woke

Is this one of them tankless water heaters?

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

At lunch break the older guys were talking about accidents that had happened at their plant for the sake of the new guy. One of them said "Do y'all remember when Scooter cut his finger off?" One of the other guys chimed in "yeah, we put that in a plastic bag and ran him to the hospital and they reattached it. he was back at work Monday". Another one said "I remember will Bill got his foot cut off in the rail bay. We put his foot in a plastic bag and they reattached it.". Yet another guy said "hey how about when Steve got his head cut off at the coal conveyor?"

The new guy piped up... he said "let me guess, you put his head in plastic bag and rushed him to the ER and they reattached it and he was back at work in two weeks".

After a long moment of silence, one of the older guys said, no... Steve died. We're pretty sure he suffocated inside the plastic bag on the way to the hospital.

Gold hit 3800 yesterday. errr.. the dollar hit 1/3800th.