A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. At one point in the discussion, the teacher remarked that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow an entire human being because

…even though the whale was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

"But the whale swallowed Jonah," the little girl insisted.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. It was physically impossible, she said.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

I couldn't have said it better

Who would do such a hand sign. Im getting jezebel vibes

I'm using this dispay and rasPI in my kitchen to diplay all my solar stats.

I genuinely can’t tell if this is real or a skit since it’s the UK.

>female pakistani ninja “cop”
>female tatooed White “cop”
>no warrant
>the charge is “viewing a social media post”
>here to arrest a minor for looking at the internet
>”I’d rather you not film me.”

If it’s fake that’s an impressive set of gear they procured.

It’s probably real.

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