Happy birthday to my favorite Ohioan, my buddy Joe. He's one of the hardest working men I've ever met!

You have to do this joke with a backwoods WV accent.

A farmer went to the town lawyer seeking a divorce. He tells the lawyer I want one of them thar di-vorces.

Lawyer: what are your grounds?

Farmer: Oh, I got about 40 acres, a lot of it is good bottom land

Lawyer: I'm not sure you understood my question... what makes you think you have a case?

Farmer: I ain't got no damn Case, we are John Deere people.

Lawyer:hmmmm.... can you tell me about your wife? Is she a nagger?

Farmer: She ain't no nagger, she's a little white woman about 5'2" but she just had a baby that looks like a nagger and that's why I need a de-vorce.

What say you, experts in the comments?

Trump to a group of Jewish golfer at Mar a Lago: "I gave you the Golan Heights... it's worth nearly 2 trillion!"

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