From chat, thanks @THEENDISNEAR2030

True dedication. He’s an athlete, watch him cook and be impressed.

If all you have is a hammer then everything looks like a nail. But when you don’t have a hammer everything looks like a hammer.

Happy birthday to my favorite Ohioan, my buddy Joe. He's one of the hardest working men I've ever met!

You have to do this joke with a backwoods WV accent.

A farmer went to the town lawyer seeking a divorce. He tells the lawyer I want one of them thar di-vorces.

Lawyer: what are your grounds?

Farmer: Oh, I got about 40 acres, a lot of it is good bottom land

Lawyer: I'm not sure you understood my question... what makes you think you have a case?

Farmer: I ain't got no damn Case, we are John Deere people.

Lawyer:hmmmm.... can you tell me about your wife? Is she a nagger?

Farmer: She ain't no nagger, she's a little white woman about 5'2" but she just had a baby that looks like a nagger and that's why I need a de-vorce.

What say you, experts in the comments?