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A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.

She hid under the bed, waiting to see his reaction.

The husband walks in, finds the note, and after a pause… he scribbles something down, then calls someone:
"She’s finally gone… yeah, I know, about damn time. I’m coming over. Wear that French nightie, I love you. Can’t wait to do all the naughty things you like.”

He hangs up, grabs his keys, and leaves.

The wife, shaking with rage and tears, crawls out from under the bed to read what he wrote.

It said:
"I can see your feet. Also, we’re out of bread back in 5.”

German woman with Tourette’s syndrome

I thought this was America