The Ford has escaped 😔

Three roads are sat in the bar complaining

The A road says ‘I’m the toughest here as I carry the most traffic’. The dual carriageway says ‘no way, I’m the toughest, I carry loads more traffic than you at a higher speed’. Then the motorway says ‘you lot are so weak, I carry the heaviest traffic at the highest speeds over the most lanes, and’ suddenly the motorway shuts up as a a thin red piece of tarmac walks in. The other roads say ‘why are you suddenly so quiet?’ To which the motorway whispers ‘careful what you say lads , he’s mental, he’s a cycle path’.

How we get down in hicktown