My wife asked me for the 1000th time if she “looked fat in these jeans”? I said do I look like an idiot to you? Do you remember the ONE time I said yes?

And she said “Yes”

And I said “Of course you do”

“Because an elephant never forgets”

Thanks, @THEENDISNEAR2030

He's still a good boy.

No overtime

God chooses to make you suffer because you can take it

Weather all tribulations as a stoic, as you can trust in the lord to deliver you from evil

The one and only...Florida Man 🫡

Teach 'em young 🤣

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kitler. a cat with nein lives