Oldie but a goodie. Hold your sack out of the way.

https://youtu.be/u18v5aSsk_8

US politicians are now literally changing history to please their Jewish overlords

I give it 10 years before the New Testament is banned as well

👍 or 👎

If it's water-tight, it's air-tight, right? Lol

Napping with a gator, lol

I plotted all my previous realtionships and marriages on a graph. It has an "Ex" and a "Why?" axis

My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping....... with a really angry bear somewhere close by.

My wife asked me for the 1000th time if she “looked fat in these jeans”? I said do I look like an idiot to you? Do you remember the ONE time I said yes?

And she said “Yes”

And I said “Of course you do”

“Because an elephant never forgets”

Thanks, @THEENDISNEAR2030

He's still a good boy.

No overtime

God chooses to make you suffer because you can take it

Weather all tribulations as a stoic, as you can trust in the lord to deliver you from evil