It's nuts that this is a real screenshot

Check the comments for the real reason he's having a meltdown again

What does being an American mean to you Pt. 1 🦅🇺🇸🫡

Tell me you're rich without telling me you're rich

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Cruise ships ban hand fans 🪭 portable speakers 🔊 and rap music 🐵 and is now enforcing a dress code because it is "causing problems among passengers" but not resolving the actual problem...

We spoke to the CEO of Carnival Cruise lines to get the behind the scene scoop 🎤

💩: "Look bro! Legally, we can't say what the problem is but we all know it. We knew the risk of taking EBT, SNAP, & CashApp as payments so what do you expect 🤷🏻‍♂"

He then offered my team a key bump like a true CEO, before returning some video tapes.... what a gentleman 🎩 ☃️

Source? The Spirit airlines of the sea ✈️ 🐳

pulling up for the job interview like

Get 'er done!

I am a low ranking cat