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Its like calling the teacher mommy?

“Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up, it knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve. It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, your ass better be running.”

The meteorologist who came up with the concept of wind chill has died. He was 86.

But he felt like 75.

Deep thoughts,,, with Gary Busey

Milk makes strong bones

Hold my beer and watch this

New construction techniques are interesting

" hey .... You dropped this ... Bye "

I guess it could have been worse, or better

GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the “Balls” to say: "You're next, Chubby."

Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.