1 million Logan Paul vs Chuck Norris

I once knew conjoined twins. They were also joined all the way down one side. Oddly enough, their names were Lonnie and Ronnie. They once told me they went to England once a year for vacation. I figured they must have liked it there, but they said just the opposite - the weather is bad, the food is bad, it's crowded and expensive, and they hate Americans. So, naturally, I had to ask, why do you go there, then? And they said....

So Ronnie gets a chance to drive.

4th of July right around the corner. Pro tip... relax... don't clinch up.

This is HILARIOUS. Here's a 12 minute long advertisement for a washer/dryer from the 60's. Skip to 11:03 when he asks the housewife what she thinks of it.... she starts talking and they fade out back to men in the office talking over the top of her.... and one of them even says "yes, it's important to let women get the last word". GOLD there boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhxDqxc6e4M

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Your name is Elon now, your best friend is Kanye. Now go talk about rockets and ketamine 🚀 ❄️