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This happened at a non-emergency transfer center
This happened at a non-emergency transfer center.
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Whenever Little Johnny's parents wanted some "alone time", they would send him out to the front porch with a bowl of ice cream.
This worked for a while, but eventually Little Johnny started eating the ice cream too quickly and would come back inside before his parents were done. So one day his mom came up with another idea to keep him occupied.
While bringing him out to the front porch, she said: "Johnny, once you've finished your ice cream, I want you to survey the whole neighborhood and then report back on your findings." He thought it was a fun idea and agreed, then his mom hurried back inside.
After finishing his ice cream, Little Johnny looked around the neighborhood, then after a few minutes he walked to his parents' window and yelled: "The Hendersons got a new car!"
His mom yelled back: "That's great, keep looking!"
After a few more minutes of surveying, Johnny yelled up to the window again: "The Bakers are planting flowers!"
His dad yelled back: "Good job, keep looking!"
Little Johnny went back to surveying the area, but after 5 minutes he ran back up to the parents' window and yelled: "Mr. and Mrs. Johnson are banging!"
Suddenly the commotion in the parents' bedroom stopped, and after a few seconds of silence, his mom popped her head out the window and asked: "How do you know the Johnsons are banging?"
Little Johnny replied: "Because their son Timmy is sitting on the front porch with a bowl of ice cream."
This worked for a while, but eventually Little Johnny started eating the ice cream too quickly and would come back inside before his parents were done. So one day his mom came up with another idea to keep him occupied.
While bringing him out to the front porch, she said: "Johnny, once you've finished your ice cream, I want you to survey the whole neighborhood and then report back on your findings." He thought it was a fun idea and agreed, then his mom hurried back inside.
After finishing his ice cream, Little Johnny looked around the neighborhood, then after a few minutes he walked to his parents' window and yelled: "The Hendersons got a new car!"
His mom yelled back: "That's great, keep looking!"
After a few more minutes of surveying, Johnny yelled up to the window again: "The Bakers are planting flowers!"
His dad yelled back: "Good job, keep looking!"
Little Johnny went back to surveying the area, but after 5 minutes he ran back up to the parents' window and yelled: "Mr. and Mrs. Johnson are banging!"
Suddenly the commotion in the parents' bedroom stopped, and after a few seconds of silence, his mom popped her head out the window and asked: "How do you know the Johnsons are banging?"
Little Johnny replied: "Because their son Timmy is sitting on the front porch with a bowl of ice cream."
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Forwarded from Sharky’s Basedposting Channel - TG Microceleb (SHARKY)
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"Step out of line and the man take you away".
2nd Boeing whistle blower dies. This one died of a Staph infection, not high speed lead poisoning like the other guy.
2nd Boeing whistle blower dies. This one died of a Staph infection, not high speed lead poisoning like the other guy.
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Remember kids don’t play near train tracks..😐
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Farmers Sacrifice 2 Pickup Trucks To Stop A Broken Levee from Flooding.
Backstory: California had some of the heaviest recorded rainfalls causing flooding. The farmers in the video were trying to protect their pistachio orchard from the rising waters— expensive trees.
So they launched a F-150 & Silverado, beds filled with dirt, into the levee and amazingly it worked in holding off most of the water flowing through the hole. By slowing it down, it gave them more time to fill in the gap with dirt, saving their orchard.
Backstory: California had some of the heaviest recorded rainfalls causing flooding. The farmers in the video were trying to protect their pistachio orchard from the rising waters— expensive trees.
So they launched a F-150 & Silverado, beds filled with dirt, into the levee and amazingly it worked in holding off most of the water flowing through the hole. By slowing it down, it gave them more time to fill in the gap with dirt, saving their orchard.
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Forwarded from HickTown
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Forwarded from Church of Internal Combustion (Blissest Restt)
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CAT 299D3 vs John Deere 333G Drag race
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Carrot top lifter can store up to 6614 lbs (3000 kg) of carrots 🥕
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