Be safe out there on Tinder guys.... Better yet, just stay home.

HOLY CRAP... Florida Sheriff Grady Judd announces human trafficking sting...

"This guy's an ugly woman. This is what you really get when the makeup comes off."

"I want you to think about this for a minute. You decide you want to hook up with a woman. She comes in, she's already uglier than a mud fence. Right? And then, as you start to engage, you find out this dudette is a DUDE, and look what he really looks like. He looks like he should've been in the Scarface movie."

My news team is getting the latest scoop for more retardedness later today...

Stay tuned!

All roads lead to the gym

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Illegals will now be able to fight for their right for citizenship.

The show is said to be like "the apprentice" or "American idol", instead of saying "You're fired" it's "You're deported"

We were unable to get interviews with potential contestants since they were hiding when we went to Lowe's and Home Depot

Source? Who wants to be an American 🦅🇺🇸🍻

It has begun

Wee woo

This is WHY You Use The Steps & Secure The Platform Next Time
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I am calling for a complete and total MASS ARREST of CYCLISTS until we can figure out what the HELL IS GOING ON
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This is me when my son comes home with a girl