Confusious say man who slings mud looses ground.

POV: yuo’ve been chiseling an epic Christ-pilled Cross all day

Close call

Ruthless repoman. Fill it up for the bank. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0B307PCO9Vw

A redneck from Georgia decides to travel across the South to Virginia to see God’s country. When he gets to Franklin, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay, but first he must find a job!
He walks into the International Paper Company office and fill out an application as an experienced log inspector. It’s his lucky day!! They just happen to be looking for someone, but first, the log foreman takes him for a ride into the forest to see how much he knows.
The foreman stops the truck on the side of the road and points at a tree. “See that tree over there? I want you to tell me what species it is.”
The redneck promptly answers, “That thar’s a white pine, 383 board feet of lumber in ‘er.”
The foreman is impressed!! He puts the truck in motion and stops about a mile down the road. He points at another tree through the passenger window and asks the same question. This time it’s a bigger tree of a different class.
“That’s a loblolly pine and she’s got about 456 clear board feet.”
The foreman is really impressed with the good ol’ boy; he has been quick and got the answers right without using a calculator!
One more test. The drive a little further down the road and the foreman stops again. This time he points across the road through the driver’s window and asks “What about that one?”
Before the foreman finishes pointing, the redneck says, “White oak, 242 board feet at best.”
The foreman spins the truck around and heads back to the office, a little ticked off because he thinks this guy is smarter than he is. As they near the office, the foreman stops the truck and asks Bubba to step outside.
He hands him a piece of chalk and tells him, “See that tree over there? I want you to mark and X on the front of that tree!"
The foreman thinks to himself “how would that idiot know which is the front of the tree?”
When Bubba reaches the tree, he goes around it in a circle while looking at the ground. He then reaches up and places a white X on the trunk. He walks back to the foreman and hands him the chalk. “ That thar’s the front” he says.
The foreman laughs to himself and asks sarcastically “How do you know that’s the front of the tree?”

The ol’ boy looks down at his feet, while rubbing the toe of his left boot, cleaning it in the gravel and replies, “’Cuz somebody took a shit behind it!!”

He's fighting an entirely different battle.