I hate how China controls all of our politicians. They make them go touch the Great Wall of China and swear allegiance to the CCP.

I'm tired of the Chinese Occupied Govt, us round eyes need to take back control 🤓

China is assho 😡

Edit: Don't notice those guys in the background 👀

Dear US Govt

You can walk it off 🐳

What now FED Bois

Might be time for a tune up.

For their 20th wedding anniversary a wife plans a big celebration. They have lots of guests over to the house and their kids are all there. But she can’t find her husband. A quick search of the house finds him face down on the bed sobbing. She asks what’s wrong. He says remember when we were dating and your dad was the sheriff? He told me if I didn’t marry you he’d send me to jail for 20 years. I would have been freed today.

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