The economy needs this. You weren’t having enough kids, so we took him

Somebody's kids need to see this tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/V9GGAGThTRk For those who don't know these morse code keys are called iambic keyers or "bugs". One side makes a dash and the other a dot.

Flip flop wearing trucker who plowed into 17 cars killing 5 wasn’t drunk or high. His system was clean. This is as good as he can drive when sober.

Thanks Spicy.