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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 South Korean (Worst Korea) fighter jet pilot accidentally drops bombs on civilians

Kim Jong Un of North Korea (Fearless Leader and Dennis Rodman's BFF) would never accidentally try to kill his loyal subjects like this 😡

Source? Whoopsies 🍚 🍛 🇰🇷🫰🏻

It may not be pretty, but you can get a ford ranger down it.

Today's the only day you can do anything with, do it right.

What do you call a british hooker who loves her job? A cheery ho.

A guy was rowing his rowboat in the River Thames and dropped his oars into the water. He failed to retrieve them in time and watched as they floated away. Soon enough a man came rowing by with two women in his row boat and the stranded man asked "hey bruv, can I use one o' your oars?" The man responded back quickly "NO! Ones me sister and one's me wife."

Direct hit

Proud Dad

I blame all the heart attacks on seed oils🫀

Just some good Ole boys.... Never doing no harm