Story time.... I was standing in the wet end control room of a paper machine talking to the operator when the janitor came in. The operator spoke to the janitor and asked where he'd been.... he said "my baby momma just had my son, i took two weeks off". The operator bellowed "congratulations! what'd you name the boy?". The janitor got a little squeamish and said "uhhhh I aint learned to pronounce it yet".

Robinson Crusoe was the only man to have everthing done by Friday.

Never give up frens