It's so over

🚨 BREAKING NOGS 🚨 An Alaskan Air "Flight Attendant" was fired for twerking in the cabinet of an empty plane to celebrate the end of her probation

When the "flight attendant" was questioned about why she was fired, she simply answered "I dindu Nuffin um and das my kulcha"

My only response is: "Thanks Alaskan Air for cleaning up the skies"

Source? Touch the chimp in da spacesuit

🐵✈️👩🏾🧑🏾‍🚀🌚

White people things

Day 3 of Abby-posting until morale improves.

I wanna see nothing but 😍, 💋, 🤩, 🥰, 😘 to know that you're not longer anti-👃🏻

For every 🤮, 🤡, 🤣, 🖕, 💅🏻, 💩 will extend the Abby posts by a day.

Also GM!