He has returned, our dear creator 🤓🌚🙏

Train how you fight

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Professional Chimp in a bad Wig Joy Reid has been fired from her job as host of the "The Reid Out"

When asked for comment post firing Reid said "Big snood mugfugga yt peepo repparayshuns dindu nuffin"

Source? Reach for the banana 🦧🦍🍌🐒

Nope not in my neighborhood.

You May Live To See Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension.

— Nikola Tesla

Story time: Everything that my father in law owned that was diesel had a shut off string. The shutoff solenoid would fail and he'd tie a string or wire to it and pull it to shut off the engine. He just called it the "kubota string". Massey Furgeson tractor, kubota front deck mower.... everything diesel. So one day he's showing me a war eagle jon boat he just bought. He showed me everything on it... even how the retractable trolling motor worked. So at the end, I asked "so where's the kubota string?" with a smile. It took him a second... i could see the wheels turning and he snatched the dead man lanyard and said "there's your kubota string".

GM 🦝⚡ 😎

Son: Dad why do we say some people have green thumbs?
Dad: It's just a play on words. We say that farmers and gardeners have green thumbs even though they really aren't green. Just like saying you caught someone stealing red handed when their hands are actually black.

They/Them about to ruin the wedding

Aw Shit son! 🫃🏼💩 🍼👶🏼

Gentlemen and the hordes of eThots in chat, a word from our President 🫳🎤

Canada spent $216M to find the graves of indigenous kids hidden at churches. The excavations are over. 0 bodies.
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