Foreman on a job site fired a guy because his wheel barrow had a squeaky wheel.

Oh no, what did i do? you're firing me?!"

"The noise" says the foreman "the whole day your wheelbarrow goes squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak"

"But boss it's not me, it's the barrow! It squeaks just like everybody else's!"

"Right" says the foreman "but with everybody else it goes squeaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueak...."

I went to the doctor for a sleep study. Every time I start counting sheep, my breathing stops.

Doc says I got sheep apnea.

Dogs are truly amazing. Man's best friend 🙏 🐶🐕

Leave the flying to the white man

🚨 BREAKING JOOS 🚨 👃 on 👃 violence is on the rise in Miami, Florida. The victims blames anti-👃, and say then death to Arabs 🐐

Source? Click the 👉 💰💰💰

Seriously, this is the stupidest thing I've read all day

Monkey see, monkey do 🙈 ✍️

He's gonna die

White farmers in South Africa produce:
- 95.3% of all the corn
- 96.9% of all the soybeans
- 98.7 % of all the wheat
- 97.6 % of all the cotton
- 97.2 % of all the citrus
- 99% of all the potato
- 91.4% of all the tomato
- 89% of all the wool
- 66% of all the cattle
- 95.8% of all the poultry.

Source: Boer

But Saar!