Nature is so beautiful, GM Frens 🐸 🧀 🦌

Every black/queer/female pilot hoping the pilot who crashed was white.

Umm... like... you know.... being pilot is great.

New Delta commercial just dropped

Whoopsies! 💅💁‍♀

There seems to be a pattern here 🤔 Thanks Thomas for your detective work🕵‍♂

you can never be too safe. At the morning meeting the mill safety guy announced icy conditions. He said that each department should assign someone on night shift to salt the sidewalks before 6am when the day shift starts coming in. Someone asked "what happens if one of the sidewalk salters slips while salting the sidewalks? Should we send someone out at the end of day shift to presalt the sidewalks? The safety guy thought that was an excellent idea.

Glad to see Nick Cannon reprising his breakout role in "Drum Line".

Those beats are 🔥🔥 🥁

The people making propaganda slop like this are doing God's work 🫡

Foreman on a job site fired a guy because his wheel barrow had a squeaky wheel.

Oh no, what did i do? you're firing me?!"

"The noise" says the foreman "the whole day your wheelbarrow goes squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak"

"But boss it's not me, it's the barrow! It squeaks just like everybody else's!"

"Right" says the foreman "but with everybody else it goes squeaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueak...."

I went to the doctor for a sleep study. Every time I start counting sheep, my breathing stops.

Doc says I got sheep apnea.