Guess who's still single on Valentine's Day...again 😭💔

Congrats to all the Queens that knew their worth, glad you found yourself a King

👑 💍💖

JD Vance definitely would've understood him...

Downloaded the "I Breath again" skin for $20, money well spent 💸

Checkmate Bigots ✂️ 🌭

Wish me GN or I'll dance in a gas station for several hours high on fent while trying to buy a banana with totally legit US Legal currency

🙏🏻😪🙈

Good morning!

South Carolina, in it's infinite wisdom is considering banning smoking in a car while kids are present.

Boys night out in that village 🤗🫂

Cheers mates 🍻

This year sucks. First my grandmother died.... and yesterday I didn't get a valentine's card from my secret admirer.

RIP Grandma 😭 🪦 👻

How are those deportation numbers looking chat? 🧮😭

Oh Lawdy! 🌚🙈💋

Papa mole, mamma mole and their two baby moles were in their tunnel beneath the grocery store.


The papa mole stopped, sniffed, and said, “Oooh, we’re underneath the sugar now.” A little later he stopped, sniffed, and said, “Oooh, we’re underneath the honey now.” A little more time passed and papa mole stopped, sniffed, and said, “Oooh, we’re underneath the maple syrup now.”



After the moles got home, the two baby moles asked their mamma whether she was able to smell the sugar, honey, and maple syrup. She said, “Not as well as your papa, but yes. Couldn’t you two smell them?”



The baby moles looked at each other and one spoke up, “To be honest, all we could smell was molasses.”

Me too, my mom and sisters are amaaaazing