Wife yells from upstairs: "Hey do you ever get a really sharp pain in your heart area, almost like someone is using a voodoo doll against you?"

Husband: "no"

Wife: "How about now?"

Today everything reminds me of her, chat
🙈😭 💋💘

"Be a good Shabbos goy" says the Pope.

This message was sent behind the walls of Vatican City.

Source 1 here
Source 2 here, from point 3 onward

You take my breath away chat 🫁 👻 🪦 💘

Guess who's still single on Valentine's Day...again 😭💔

Congrats to all the Queens that knew their worth, glad you found yourself a King

👑 💍💖

JD Vance definitely would've understood him...

Downloaded the "I Breath again" skin for $20, money well spent 💸

Checkmate Bigots ✂️ 🌭

Wish me GN or I'll dance in a gas station for several hours high on fent while trying to buy a banana with totally legit US Legal currency

🙏🏻😪🙈

Good morning!

South Carolina, in it's infinite wisdom is considering banning smoking in a car while kids are present.

Boys night out in that village 🤗🫂

Cheers mates 🍻