My dad's noggin mamie told him why there are black and white people. When God created people, all were black. There was a pool that everyone to go to to wash the black off them and white people got there first. Black people showed up late and there was just an inch of water left so they could only wet the bottom of their feet and pat their hands in the water.

Oh Lawdy!! She got da Dia-beetus! "Chirp"

Another story for ya'll. Coworker moved from Johnsonburg PA to the paper mill in Vicksburg Mississippi. His kids had never seen a black person. He went to pick his oldest son up from elementary school and the teacher pulled him aside. She said that she had his boy on her lap reading to the class and he started stroking her forearm... he said to her "you mustve drank a lot of chocolate milk when you were a little girl".

Oh Canada! 💅🏻 🇨🇦🦄

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Dark Brandon goes to Angola and takes a nap on African Leaders, asserting his dominance while they spew lies about finally making structures above 2 stories.

Hello Based Dept, this is Sleepy Joe speaking 🗣️ 😴

GM Frens 🐸 😇🕊️