A chicken walks into a pubic library.

It walks up to the counter and says "book, book, book, book."

This continues until the librarian passes a book to the chicken who takes it and pushes it out the door.

A few minutes later the chicken comes right back on, pushes the book up to the counter and says "book, book, book, book."

Again it doesn't stop so the librarian finds another book to give the chicken and again the chicken pushes the book out the front door.

Throughout the day the chicken keeps coming back, saying "book, book, book, book," and gets a new book to take away.

Finally curiosity gets the better of the librarian and so decides to follow the chicken and find out it is doing with the books.

From the front door the librarian sees the chicken push the book across the road to a park, and then towards a pond.

The librarian sees the chicken get to the pond so sneaks closer to see what happens. At the pond the chicken pushes the book to a lily pad and says "book, book, book, book."

From the lily pad a frog takes one look at the book and says "Read-it”.

Works for truckers too!

The Mexican magician said “Uno, Dos…”

And disappeared without a Tres.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the US

One of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen (it’s not satire).

Germany has entered peak clown world. Doctors have to be trained to prevent stabbings from migrants by towel slapping. Insane times indeed

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Crisis actors are scum

This election is gonna be nuts 🥜 🐿️

GM Frens 🍊 🐸

Imagine the smell

Blacks in Japan have been disrupting public places and becoming a nuisance to such a point that Japanese authorities placed warning signs representing them as unruly chimps.
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Oh those silly illegals