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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN ) For 6 am ..

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his Electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG)

He put on a Dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), jeans(MADE IN SINGAPORE) And Tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new Electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA), He sat down with his Calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting the time his Watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) from the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) He got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) Filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging And fruitless day Checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ), Poured himself a glass of Wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) And turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), And then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA

Boys support boys

How Trump will really secure the black vote 🍗 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻 🍊

A chicken walks into a pubic library.

It walks up to the counter and says "book, book, book, book."

This continues until the librarian passes a book to the chicken who takes it and pushes it out the door.

A few minutes later the chicken comes right back on, pushes the book up to the counter and says "book, book, book, book."

Again it doesn't stop so the librarian finds another book to give the chicken and again the chicken pushes the book out the front door.

Throughout the day the chicken keeps coming back, saying "book, book, book, book," and gets a new book to take away.

Finally curiosity gets the better of the librarian and so decides to follow the chicken and find out it is doing with the books.

From the front door the librarian sees the chicken push the book across the road to a park, and then towards a pond.

The librarian sees the chicken get to the pond so sneaks closer to see what happens. At the pond the chicken pushes the book to a lily pad and says "book, book, book, book."

From the lily pad a frog takes one look at the book and says "Read-it”.

Works for truckers too!

The Mexican magician said “Uno, Dos…”

And disappeared without a Tres.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the US

One of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen (it’s not satire).

Germany has entered peak clown world. Doctors have to be trained to prevent stabbings from migrants by towel slapping. Insane times indeed

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