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A young man visited his widowed grandfather. Gramps welcomed him into the house and happily introduced him to gramp's new 21 year old bride. Realizing that there was no way gramps could possibly keep up with a new young wife and the farm at his age, he suggested gramps hire a farm hand to help out.

A few months later he visited his grandfather again. Gramps had wonderful news... the 21 year old bride is pregnant! The young man asked if gramps ever hired the farm hand as he'd suggested. Gramps said "yes and she's pregnant too".

Friendly reminder of what to say IRL if your TG account is exposed.

Is a squirrel 🐿️ about to save America?

What could go wrong

A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit

He slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A a blonde in a passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two of them. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at them. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at them again. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the woman with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the blonde woman looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.

The average IQ of your new neighbors if Orange Man doesn't win

A bit of privacy please 🥺

GM 🤬

Don't mind me... I'm just stirring the pot.... Percentage of parts made in America per vehicle Chevy Silverado 36%, Ford F150 45%, Tesla Cyber Door Stop 65%. Oh let's look at SUVs... Chevy Blazer 31%, Ford Explorer 43%, Honda CRV 60%, Tesla Model Y 70%. The best Cadillac can do is 39%. Eventually you guys are going to realize your Muh America Truck jobs have been given to mexicans and chinks. Buy American products not American names.

https://www.nhtsa.gov/sites/nhtsa.gov/files/2024-10/MY2025-AALA-Alphabetical-10.30.24.pdf

A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"

An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told the young wife of his neighbor that if she wanted her husband to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and her husband lived to the age of 103. He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.