A woman is in court charged with shoplifting
"What did you steal?" the judge asks her.
"A can of peaches," she replies.
"How many peaches are in a can?" The judge says.
"Six," she answers.
The judge says "then you'll spend 6 days in jail."
Her husband screams out from the gallery "she also stole a can of corn and a can of peas."
"What did you steal?" the judge asks her.
"A can of peaches," she replies.
"How many peaches are in a can?" The judge says.
"Six," she answers.
The judge says "then you'll spend 6 days in jail."
Her husband screams out from the gallery "she also stole a can of corn and a can of peas."
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I have a friend from Ohio named Joe. He has around 150 raccoons on his farm and has extensively trained them to attack any federal agents on sight.
He quite literally has an army of racoons protecting his corn field!🦝
He quite literally has an army of racoons protecting his corn field!
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inside a 3.5HP Briggs and Stratton motor... not.
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Forwarded from The Deer Blind (Eighty🍁Canadian)
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Wholesome 👍🍁
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