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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Trump Media $DJT reports $406,000,000 net loss for Q1 2026.

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JUST IN: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says their latest AI model is "an autistic genius."

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JUST IN: Telegram Founder Pavel Durov says the French government is doing the same things it's accusing Elon Musk's X of doing.

• Illegally collecting personal data
• Processing personal data without proper security
• Extracting data from automated systems
• Violating the secrecy of electronic communications

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JUST IN: 🇸🇦 World's largest oil company Saudi Aramco reports higher profits in Q1 2026 despite Iran war.

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JUST IN: Michael Saylor hints at buying more Bitcoin.

"Back to work. $BTC"

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JUST IN: Oil prices rise over 3.5% after US and Iran reject proposals to end the war.

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JUST IN: Michael Saylor's 'Strategy' buys 535 Bitcoin worth $43.4 million.

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JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 White House Advisor Hassett says Iran's economy is on the brink of "collapse."

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump still plans to audit Fort Knox to confirm its $700 billion gold reserve has not been stolen.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump to suspend federal gasoline tax.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 Elon Musk and Apple's Tim Cook to join President Trump on trip to China.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senator Bernie Moreno says the "banking cartel is in full panic mode" over crypto Clarity Act.

"For decades, these banks have treated your deposits like their personal piggy bank, paying you next to nothing while lending YOUR money out for massive profits and executive bonuses."

"Now that innovative stablecoins threaten to break their monopoly and give you actual financial freedom? They're running to Congress again, screaming about threats to economic growth and financial stability."

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JUST IN: 🇦🇪 UAE officially allows residents to pay government fees with crypto.

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