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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 CNN says the stock market has been "up like a rocket" during Donald Trump's presidency.

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JUST IN: OpenAI officially releases new ChatGPT AI model GPT-5.5

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senator Cynthia Lummis says there is now "bipartisan support" for Congress to advance crypto market structure legislation.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 DOJ arrests US special forces soldier involved in Venezuelan President Maduro's capture for making over $400,000 betting on his removal from office.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 DOJ expected to drop criminal investigation into Fed Chair Jerome Powell.

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JUST IN: Nvidia $NVDA surges over 5%, adding $250,000,000,000 to its market cap today.

Total market cap: $5 trillion

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JUST IN: Google $GOOGL to invest up to $40,000,000,000 in Claude AI developer Anthropic.

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JUST IN: S&P 500 $SPX reaches new all-time high of 7,160

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump administration says $344 million $USDT frozen by Tether was linked to Iran.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Odds of Elon Musk becoming the world's first trillionaire this year rise to 77%

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JUST IN: Total spot crypto exchange volume surpasses $3.85 trillion so far in 2026.

1. Binance: $1.22 trillion
2. ByBit: $255 billion
3. Coinbase: $230 billion
4. Gateio: $227 billion
5. Crypto․com: $220 billion

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JUST IN: Telegram Founder Pavel Durov accuses French tax officials of selling crypto owners' data, leading to 41 kidnappings this year.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Rep. Anna Paulina Luna says it's "statistically not possible" for Nancy Pelosi to outperform billionaire Warren Buffett in the stock market without insider information.

Nancy Pelosi's stock portfolio gained an estimated 17,000% since joining Congress, surpassing $280 million.

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