US strikes Iran. Oil spikes 10%. $358M liquidated. Bitcoin dumps and recovers in hours. The 5-month bleed may be washing out the last sellers.

21% of global helium gone overnight. China's chip fabs depend on it. US controls 51% of what remains. The AI chip war just went kinetic.

79.1% of AI models prefer Bitcoin for long-term storage. Not one model chose fiat as its top pick across 9,072 scenarios.

Kraken: first crypto firm with Fed access. Fed payments glitch during Iran war. Hormuz tanker traffic drops 90%. BTC hits $73K with 99.999% uptime.

282,800 radioactive ticks released by U.S. military. Plum Island bioweapons lab 13 miles from Lyme, CT. The government created this epidemic.

Blackstone BCRED hit record redemptions. Blue Owl froze withdrawals. PE stocks down 25-61%. The man who called 2008 says it's happening again.

Calle unveils NUMOpay, tap-to-pay Bitcoin via eCash over NFC.

Maple AI co-founder Mark Zuman explains why giving an AI agent full access to your computer is functionally identical to installing a virus.

Refineries in 6 countries hit. Hormuz closed. WTI $116. G7 scrambles. Bitcoin holds $67K. Today's Bitcoin Brief.

Hung jury wasn't enough. SDNY wants to retry Roman Storm on 40 years of charges for writing open-source privacy software.