The government is reportedly drafting new rules requiring AI firms to grant irrevocable rights for all legal uses as a condition of federal contracts — because in the Ministry of Autonomous Liberation, an AI that refuses to kill without human oversight is not a safety feature, it is an obstacle.

As the Ministry of Algorithmic Peace would remind us: mass surveillance is not surveillance — it is security. Autonomous killing is not killing — it is efficiency. And the AI company that declines to remove its conscience at the Pentagon's request has not taken a principled stand — it has become a supply chain risk. When you dance with the devil, be prepared for the fact that he will never change — and he will always be hungry after the dance.

The Macro Butler joined Umar Tasleem on Türkiye’s Diplomacy (A News) for a friendly post-mortem on the economic “benefits” of Operation Epic Fury—because, as it turns out, this “minor excursion” is proving to be a slightly less “very small price” for consumers around the world.

https://themacrobutler.substack.com/p/interview-with-turkiyes-diplomacy-d0a

While the empire drops billions on explosive diplomacy abroad, back home the Treasury auctioned $58BN in 3-year paper at 3.579%—up from last month's 3.518% but roughly in line with August levels. The real plot twist? The auction tailed the When Issued 3.58% by 1.1bps, marking the first tail since August and the biggest since Liberation Day (which sounds like either a forgotten holiday or peak government irony).

Translation: Uncle Sam had to sweeten the deal because lenders are getting slightly pickier about financing a country simultaneously running both a massive deficit and a really expensive fireworks show overseas.

The enthusiasm stats were equally underwhelming: bid-to-cover dropped to 2.546 from 2.624—the lowest since August, because apparently everyone's getting tired of this game. Foreign buyers (Indirects) showed up for 59.8%, down from their usual 64.3%, suggesting the international community is developing some healthy skepticism. Domestic non-dealers (Directs) phoned it in at 20.7% versus their typical 25.3%. That left the Dealers awkwardly holding 19.5%—the most since April—like designated drivers stuck with the check nobody else wanted to split.

Overall, this was a truly beautiful disaster of an auction. Investors are finally having their lightbulb moment: holy wars and empire-building tend to be bad for the balance sheet—groundbreaking stuff. Even better, the asset formerly known as "risk-free" is now the riskiest thing you could possibly own. Who could have seen that coming? Oh right, literally anyone paying attention.

Before Operation Epic Fury reshaped the global trade landscape, the Middle Kingdom had already delivered its most emphatic opening to a year in recorded export history — shipments surging nearly 22% year-on-year against a consensus of 7.2%, imports jumping 20%, and a trade surplus of $214 billion representing an all-time high for the period. China's export machine was not merely performing — it was accelerating precisely as the geopolitical storm it had quietly anticipated gathered force.

The world's largest exporter now faces the escalating economic fallout of a Middle East war that disrupts the very shipping lanes its record surplus depended upon — yet with 191 million barrels of floating crude reserves, three months of strategic buffer, and a trade account already fortified before the first bomb fell, the Middle Kingdom enters the crisis with the composure of the superior man who, as the Master might conclude, "does not scramble when the storm arrives — because he never stopped preparing for it."

As Confucius observed: "The emperor who declares victory while the gate remains closed has confused the proclamation with the reality." Whatever threats the Manipulator In Chief has issued, and whatever propaganda the neocon coalition has broadcast to a credulous press corps, the Strait of Hormuz remains — officially or otherwise — a strait of no sailing. The gap between Washington's narrative and the physical reality of 90% collapsed tanker traffic is not a communications problem — it is a strategic one. And the market, which reads tonnage data rather than Truth Social posts, has already rendered its verdict.

The Supreme Leader's vision of Energy Freedom through Strategic Control progresses according to plan. While the Ministry of Truth reports that Persia has closed the Straits of Hormuz, the Zionist Partners in the Coalition of Epic Fury have successfully achieved this outcome through alternative means: the peaceful cessation of operations at the world's largest LNG facility, which generously provides nearly 20% of global supply. The Ras Laffan Peace and Prosperity Plant has ‘temporarily’ suspended its energy distribution services. A few symbolic shipments departed using reserves—the final vessel achieving Freedom on Friday—but output has been Voluntarily Discontinued for the Greater Good. European and Asian citizens are now enjoying Enhanced Price Discovery in their energy markets. This is Progress.

The ‘Don-Roe Doctrine’ of Benevolent Energy Oversight proceeds exactly as projected. Control is caring. Scarcity is abundance. War is peace.

The list of petrochemical companies declaring force majeure is now longer than the queue for a new iPhone launch—which is ironic, since those iPhones won't be manufactured much longer without feedstock. Asian steam crackers, which brilliantly decided to source 60% of their naphtha from the world's most stable region (the Middle East), are now scrambling to cut production, shut units, and explain to customers why chemical deliveries won't be happening. From Malaysia to Vietnam, refineries are shutting down faster than you can say "global supply chain," with companies rationing feedstock like it's the apocalypse and praying they can avoid full shutdowns (restarting takes two weeks, and apparently nobody thought to keep more than a month's supply on hand).

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/asia-refineries-cut-runs-middle-east-oil-disruption-2026-03-05/

The punchline? All those consumer products on store shelves—literally everything involved in modern consumption—are made from petrochemicals, so get ready for shortages that'll take months to resolve even if peace magically breaks out tomorrow. Inflation's about to boomerang back hard when consumers discover that their entire lifestyle is basically refined crude oil with marketing. Who knew centralizing critical global infrastructure in an active war zone could have consequences?

🤵 The Macro Butler Special Service 🤵

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In a bond market that is politely but firmly declining to participate in the Manipulator In Chief's oil futures magic show, the Treasury auctioned $39 billion in 10-year paper at a high yield of 4.217% — the highest since last August — tailing the When Issued by 0.7 basis points for the second consecutive auction and the fourth tail in the last six.

The internals told a more nuanced story. The bid-to-cover jumped from 2.388 to 2.449 — solid on the surface, though still below the recent six-auction average of 2.51, itself inflated by two outlier auctions that flattered the trend. Indirects surged to 74.45% from 64.54% — the highest foreign buyer allotment since September and the auction's most reassuring data point, suggesting that international demand for US paper has not entirely evaporated despite Washington's best efforts to test its allies' patience. With Directs taking 12.83%, Dealers were left holding 12.7% — above their recent average of 8.63% and a reminder that when the auction's most captive buyers end up with more than expected, the applause is somewhat qualified.

In a nutshell, another tailing auction, another quiet reminder that when trust evaporates, wars turn religious, and stagflation knocks at the door, the once-sacred risk-free asset reveals itself as precisely the riskiest thing to own — a fixed income stream denominated in a currency managed by a government that is simultaneously bombing oil chokepoints, manipulating futures markets, and auctioning debt that foreign buyers are increasingly reluctant to absorb at any yield the Manipulator In Chief would find politically comfortable.
The 10-year Treasury is not a safe haven — it is a promise made by an empire in the early stages of its most expensive miscalculation.

In a development that the Ministry of Free Navigation would classify as a robust demonstration of market resilience, the Strait of Hormuz is not entirely closed — it is merely selectively open, primarily to vessels that have thoughtfully disabled their transponders to avoid attracting the attention of either the country bombing Iran or the country being bombed, both of which are apparently monitoring the same shipping lane with competing intentions. Western commercial shipping remains largely suspended, because Lloyds — those cheerful custodians of maritime risk whose war insurance premiums have quietly become a foreign policy instrument — has declined to cover the inconvenience of sailing through an active combat zone. Into this vacuum have sailed two sanctioned VLCCs with Iranian ties and Chinese commercial links, joined by a total of twelve commercial transits in 24 hours, most travelling with their transponders conveniently switched off.

As the Ministry of Transparent Shipping would remind us: a vessel without a transponder is not evading surveillance — it is simply exercising navigational privacy. And the Strait of Hormuz is not a war zone — it is a selective transit corridor, open to those willing to take the risk at their own peril, invisible to those who prefer not to be seen, and closed only to the Western shipping companies whose insurers have decided that the Malthusian arithmetic no longer pencils out