Because maps tell more truth than property developers turned Warmonger-in-Chief, Iran is now graciously informing ships they won't be attacked if they use Iranian waterways—a delightful development showing how Operation 'Epstein Fury' has completely neutralized Tehran's regional influence in the mind of the Washington theocrats. The sponsors of this brilliant campaign have inadvertently created the perfect conditions for Iran to exploit control over the world's most critical oil chokepoint and dictate terms on global energy transit. Mission accomplished!

https://x.com/anasalhajji/status/2033555429406458120

Yet if you listen to official White House statements, Iran has been utterly defeated with no meaningful presence or capability remaining in the region. Just ignore the part where they're now acting as traffic controllers for the global oil supply. Meanwhile, astute observers are asking whether the Gulf Arab countries were the actual targets all along—because nothing says "protecting our allies" quite like stalling the economies of the GCC and crippling the entire Arab world in the process.

Who could have predicted that destroying infrastructure and destabilizing the region would somehow increase Tehran's leverage? Certainly not the geniuses running this operation while tweeting about "total obliteration" and "everlasting peace."

As a Confucian and Buddhist perspective might suggest, when commerce flows freely, societies flourish; when it is disrupted by war, both victor and vanquished suffer.

The Global South, unattached to the imperial ambitions consuming the West, simply asks: "Why bomb when we can barter? Why destroy when we can exchange?"

https://www.bangkokpost.com/business/general/3218603/thailand-offers-iran-food-for-plastic-pellets-fertiliser

The Washington swamp pursues depopulation through weapons; the wise from the Global South pursue prosperity through partnership. As the sutras remind us: attachment to dominance brings suffering, while the path of mutual benefit brings peace.

The student of both traditions sees clearly—he who trades in fertilizer feeds the world; he who trades in bombs merely fertilizes graveyards.

To assess the Strategic Success of Operation ‘Epic F.ck’ on the ‘F.ck Up’ Meter of the Washington theocracy, one must compare it to previous Democracy Distribution Campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan. By all Ministry metrics, current Peacekeeping Operations have exceeded historical Victory Benchmarks. The Commander-in-Chief and his forever allied ‘Sata-Nyahu’ , having declared Total Victory on Day One, has now correctly identified the conflict as Fundamentally Unfair—not due to operational deficiencies, but because Winning Too Decisively creates Temporary Economic Recalibration Challenges.

What economists name "stagflation" represents The Tremendous Trump Economic Renewal Phase, a necessary byproduct of Overwhelming Dominance. Previous campaigns required extended timelines; this operation achieves Superior Results through Accelerated Victory Metrics. The operation proceeds exactly as projected.

Needless to say, the first casualties of Operation Epic Fury are the loyal servant monarchies of the Gulf who brilliantly traded their sovereignty for the Empire's always-reliable, totally-not-ephemeral protection by embracing the petrodollar arrangement. Fantastic deal!
Saudi Arabia—whose oil dependency is so complete they'd be back to trading camels and dates without it—is discovering what "allied protection" actually means. Since Epic Fury began, Aramco, the world's largest oil company and the Kingdom's entire economic lifeline, has already haemorrhaged 500,000 barrels per day. Their biggest refinery is offline. The Yanbu East-West pipeline is running at maximum capacity but can't keep up. Storage tanks are filling faster than a bathtub with the drain closed. Oil fields are shutting in because there's nowhere to send the crude. Aramco called this situation "catastrophic"—which is corporate-speak for "we're completely screwed and questioning our life choices."

Nothing says "valued strategic partnership" quite like watching your entire economy burn while your protector bombs the region into an inflationary spiral. The monarchies paid handsomely for American security, and they're certainly getting what they paid for—just not in the way they imagined.

Donald Copperfield—who campaigned on MAGA but appears to be implementing MIGA (Make Israel Great Again) like every president since World War II—is discovering that his base isn't exactly thrilled about "Jeffrey's War." Turns out real MAGA supporters can tell the difference between America First and ‘Satanyahu’ First, and they're noticing this particular conflict seems oddly focused on Israeli priorities rather than, say, fixing potholes in Ohio.

Meanwhile, the entire North Atlantic Terror Organization (NATO) alliance has politely declined The Warmonger In Chief's invitation to join the Iranian adventure, which is diplomatic code for "absolutely not, you're on your own with this one." Even America's most reliable allies looked at Operation ‘Epic F..ck Up’ and decided they had urgent prior commitments—like literally anything else.

So here's The Warmonger In Chief's choice: step back and distance himself from Satanyahu's manipulation of his administration or watch his legacy get permanently rebranded from MAGA to "that guy who destroyed the economy for someone else's war." Nothing says "America First" quite like stagflation, $200 oil, and a regional war nobody wanted except one very persuasive foreign leader.

While the Irish world was busy celebrating Saint Patrick's Day, the U.S. Treasury quietly slipped $13BN of 20-year paper into the market—because nothing pairs better with green beer than duration risk.
The auction cleared at a “charming” 4.817%, up from 4.664% and just shy of January’s 4.846%, with demand conveniently strong enough to stop 0.7bps through the 4.824% When Issued. Remarkably, this marks the third stop-through in the last four outings—suggesting that, despite February’s less-than-festive tailing disaster, buyers are still happily showing up to fund the long end… perhaps after one too many pints.

The bid-to-cover conveniently jumped to 2.76 from 2.36—well above the six-auction average of 2.63—suggesting that appetite for long-duration exposure is alive and well, at least on paper.
Internals were even more “reassuring”: foreign buyers suddenly rediscovered their enthusiasm, with Indirects surging to 69.2% from 55.2%—the strongest showing since April 2025 and comfortably above the 62.1% average. Meanwhile, Directs took a more leisurely 21.6% (below their usual 27%), leaving Dealers with just 9.2%—a dramatic drop from 17.6% and one of the lowest allocations on record. In other words, the market worked exactly as intended… which, naturally, raises no further questions whatsoever.

Overall, a surprisingly stellar 20-year auction—suggesting that many investors still haven’t quite grasped that when holy wars drag empires to their economic altar and oil shocks ripple through the global economy, the so-called “risk-free” asset has a curious habit of becoming the riskiest thing in the portfolio.

The Macro Butler was back on BFM 89.9 breaking down how ‘Epic Fury’ has unleashed stagflation on your portfolio and your grocery bill. While politicians bomb for peace, your wallet’s getting bombed at the checkout. Tune in to learn how to navigate markets when inflation and recession crash the party simultaneously—and what it means for your daily life.

Spoiler: nothing good, but preparation beats panic.

https://themacrobutler.substack.com/p/interview-with-bfm-899-malaysia-18032026

Grateful to Hubbis for spotlighting The Macro Butler once again—this time exploring how Oil has been for decades the Ultimate Weapon of Mass Disruption.

https://themacrobutler.substack.com/p/hubbis-oil-the-ultimate-weapon-of

Following Kharg Island's Liberation, Operation Epstein Fury achieved Strategic Optimization of South Pars Phase 14 facilities. Iran confirms Temporary Production Adjustments affecting 12 million cubic metres daily. South Pars—Earth's largest gas field producing 70-80% of Iran's output—provides the hydrogen feedstock for ammonia synthesis, which becomes the urea supplying half the planet's agricultural nitrogen needs.

The Voluntary Hormuz Navigation Protocol had created Orderly Transit Management. Current operations now address Production Optimization at source. The nitrogen supply chain experiences Simultaneous Strategic Adjustment at both manufacturing and distribution endpoints—Comprehensive Solution Implementation.

Previous optimistic scenarios assumed: strait reopens, fertilizer flows resume, planting recovers. The South Pars Thermal Event removes this contingency. Even if The Malthusian in Chief and his war allied ‘Satanyahu’ stood down tomorrow, the facility producing feedstock molecules is experiencing Controlled Recalibration. Qatar's shared North Dome field maintains operations but also requires Hormuz passage under current Protocols.

https://www.scienceabc.com/pure-sciences/the-haber-bosch-process-what-is-it-why-is-the-process-so-important.html

Nineteen days of Epstein Furry: Supreme Leader neutralized, nuclear program eliminated, missile capacity reduced 95%, IAEA confirms safety. The operation eliminating existential threats now Optimizes agricultural infrastructure required for Reconstruction Phase. NOLA urea: $683, undergoing Market Recalibration. Soil requires nitrogen. Nitrogen requires gas. Gas field experiences Thermal Management. Strait maintains Protocol.

Scarcity is Abundance. Destruction is Reconstruction. Starvation is Security.

Even before the Malthusians behind Operation 'Epstein Fury' could create their stagflationary masterpiece, US wholesale inflation was already doing the heavy lifting—accelerating to 0.7% in February with core PPI up 0.5%. Services costs jumped, food prices climbed at the fastest pace since mid-2021 (fresh vegetables up a casual 49%), and this was all before the holy war in the Middle East sent energy prices into orbit and consumer sentiment off a cliff.